i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.